Post by twayne on Aug 22, 2004 12:53:38 GMT -5
"Multiple Births"
It seems a very excited redneck called the country doctor to his house to deliver his wife's baby.
During the labor, the lights went off and the doctor had to ask the expectant father to hold the lantern near so he could assist in the baby's birth.
After the arrival of the first baby the redneck was about to put the lantern down on the table when the doctor hollered, "Wait a minute, hold that lantern back up. I believe there is another baby coming! " Sure enough, the lady delivered a second infant. The redneck was again ready to place the lantern on the table when the doctor yelled, "Wait a minute! Hold that up again, here comes another one!"
Completely dazed, the panicking father scratched his head and asked the doctor, "You reckon it's the light that's attracting them?"
It seems a very excited redneck called the country doctor to his house to deliver his wife's baby.
During the labor, the lights went off and the doctor had to ask the expectant father to hold the lantern near so he could assist in the baby's birth.
After the arrival of the first baby the redneck was about to put the lantern down on the table when the doctor hollered, "Wait a minute, hold that lantern back up. I believe there is another baby coming! " Sure enough, the lady delivered a second infant. The redneck was again ready to place the lantern on the table when the doctor yelled, "Wait a minute! Hold that up again, here comes another one!"
Completely dazed, the panicking father scratched his head and asked the doctor, "You reckon it's the light that's attracting them?"
