Post by twayne on Jan 19, 2005 12:46:16 GMT -5
Irish Ads
> > How can you possibly not love the Irish?
> > Real "Personal ads" in the Dublin News
> >
> >
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> > Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man
> > who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting
> > fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
> >
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> > Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time girlfriend
> > seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this
> > cruel world of hatchet-faced femalees.
> >
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> > Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed after a few
> > scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
> >
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> > Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old idiot, living in a damp cottage in the arse
> > end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely
> > chest.
> >
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> > Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and
> > dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in
> > cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.
> >
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> > Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the
> > night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
> >
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> > Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed
> > supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.
> > How can you possibly not love the Irish?
> > Real "Personal ads" in the Dublin News
> >
> >
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man
> > who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting
> > fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
> >
> > ------------------------------------------------------
> > Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time girlfriend
> > seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this
> > cruel world of hatchet-faced femalees.
> >
> > ------------------------------------------------------
> > Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed after a few
> > scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
> >
> > ------------------------------------------------------
> > Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old idiot, living in a damp cottage in the arse
> > end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely
> > chest.
> >
> > ------------------------------------------------------
> > Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and
> > dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in
> > cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.
> >
> > ------------------------------------------------------
> > Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the
> > night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
> >
> > ------------------------------------------------------
> > Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed
> > supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.